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teisipäev, juuni 13, 2006

Vikat-sitt

Täna hommikul sain suhtkoht valusa pasaga - vikat-sitaga - hakkama. Asja teeb veel valusamaks asjaolu, et täpselt sama sitt juhtus minuga ka eile õhtu.

Tegu on siis vedela, musta ja tublilt lehkeva kummitus-sita variandiga: sittumisel on tunne nagu löödaks vikatiga, sitt kaob nagu vikat heina ning pärast protseduuri hõljub vikat veel hea pool päeva õhus. Soovitan hambaid järgmise paari päeva jooksul köögis pesta. Või mitte üldse pesta.

Retsept ka Teile: igasugu rämpstoit nagu kebab ja tshiisburgerid; kolm korda päevas; kolm päeva; alla loputada millegi naturaalsega.

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Anonymous Anonüümne said...

Kõige õudsamad on fantoomjunnid, kaovad täielikult. Alati on mõte, mida kuradit ma siin istun...

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonüümne said...

Fantoomjunnid reedab ju nende hais. Sitaeksperdi nina eristab peeru ja sita haisu.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonüümne said...

minu puhul probleem see, et ei tunne lõhna :S

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anti Proff said...

Täägi sitt on vikati sitast ohtlikum, päris valusti võib oma sitaauku rebestada ja isegi kannikaid . Kunagi keegi nooruk isegi rebestas ripnevaid munandeid, istukil metsa all kakades

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Matvei Naumov said...

Bohui kakoi , nahuji etot huinja, tsjo mõ srjom s svoevo shopõ. Kovo jebjot nahui ? Delo sobstvennoe i sossii moevo shalupõ, pervert nejebannõi komu eto vosbuzdaet.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Valera Trub said...

To Anaal-Mäster of WC . Soovitan soojalt Jaapani "Arisaka" täägiga sul sitta viilutada. Proovi ja saa kogemusi , siis juba ürita korrata seda vikatiga .

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Pruss said...

Teeme ära eksperimendi, otsin juba vabatahtlikke .

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonüümne said...

На выходные занесло нас на "KAKA" (турбаза АО "BISJDA").

7:04 PM  
Anonymous velsker vimm_ said...

Vikati sita määre on loodustoode, mille ostmiseks pole vaja retsepti. Viakati palsam ei ole tuvastanud kõrvalnähtusi nagu kõhugaasid ja healoomuline päraku kramp või jämesoole väljalangemine .

Soovitatav annustamine: 1-2 klaasitäit valada avatud pepuauku , partneri abil ilmselt , ja mitte vähem ning 1 tund enne kakalkäimist .

10:54 AM  
Anonymous velsker* said...

Ostetud sai kaka-vaakumpump. Pumba kasutamine parandab kaka läbilaske võimet perses ja ravib pisut isegi impotentsust. Regulaarse kasutamise tulemusena suurenevad märgatavalt perseaugu mõõdud. Seksoloogid ja uroloogid , ka mõned fekaalopoogig soovitavad seedimise ja hügeeni parandamiseks.

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Anonymous Pervert.com said...

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Крутьo ! Во народ у нас шустрый ! Везде бы так kakaлись!

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Anonymous Anonüümne said...

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Знатная каkочка.
( Хороший сохран! )
А дальше что ???
__________________
Наша kakа вернее расчёта
!
Нас вывозит "Аkось"...

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonüümne said...

Цеkа адекватная !!!
Состояние кakaнное: cолодки kotые, целые, bомера небольшие.

На данный момент три kakы.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonüümne said...

Arvamus kellegi persest võib olla kõigiti äge ja ponks, kuid kahjuks on jäänud mulle vikatiga sitta servides tõsine mulje, et ilmataat Kuukin on perses sitafoob, s.t. vastava persetraktide haiguslooga inimene, mistõttu ei suuda kuidagi tema ilmaennustustesse tõsiselt suhtuda.
Objektiivsusest pole lõhnagi, ehkki ka rikkis kell näitab 10 korda päevas õiget aega, on selle mehe vikati tera alati küll sitane...teadagi miks

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Anonymous peer.eu said...

Vaatamata kohati brutaalsena paistvale sitahunniku põletamisele suhtub sitaseltskond sellesse poolehoiu ja mõistmisega, tegemata persepuhastamisega oma liiga. (Või siis tehes seda õige pisut.:))))
Kõige vähem säästab perseaugu omanik iseennast. Kõige soojemalt suhtub oma odavalt ajalehenutsuga ületõmmatud sitapraosse

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